Here's some alternative answers to VI's
Why are we not allowed to have beards?
Because Santa has a beard.
Why no tattoos is mosaic law is over?
Because those tattoos are going to look terribly faded and saggy as you grow old and wrinkly waiting your entire life for armageddon to get here.
If god is love, why does he allow so much suffering? From what I remember their main answer was that it started in Eden when Satan challenged Gods right to rule. However, I refuse to believe that a God of Love would let billions thru history suffer and die just to prove a point!
It wasn't just about Satan. There was the naked lady, fruit, and a talking snake. Maybe you would understand the issue if a naked lady ate your lunch and told you that a talking snake told her to eat it!
Why no birthdays? (their explanations are super shaky)
Remember that Jehovah gets really jealous. This isn't just about him getting torqued off because you have a special day. He gets torqued off because GOD DOESN'T HAVE A BIRTHDAY! Since he's from everlasting to everlasting, he's never had a birthday party, no birthday cake or presents for God. So it makes him sad when people have birthday parties and he'll never, ever, never, never, ever know that joy. So we need to be polite and not have birthday parties for ourselves or our friends.
Is earth is 6k years old, whats up with Dinosaurs? Cavemen?
Those are all things that Satan has stuck in the dirt to deceive you.